Sunday School

Sunday SchoolA Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one morning and asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?”Bethany raises her hand and said “I think it’s your hands Miss””Why do you think it’s your hands, Bethany?” asked kırklareli escort the teacher.Bethany replied, “Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you so God must takes your hands first.””What a wonderful answer!” the teacher exclaimed. kırklareli escort bayan “What does everyone else think?”Young Timmy raises his hand and says, “Miss I think it’s your mouth, because when you say your prayers that’s where the words come from, escort kırklareli so it must be your mouth!””Well done Timmy, does anyone else have any other ideas?” asked the teacher.Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Miss, I think it’s your legs.”The teacher looks at him with a bemused look on her face. “Why do you think it would be your legs Johnny?””Well Miss, I walked into my Mum and Dad’s bedroom last night, and Mum had her legs straight up in the air and she was screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!” If Dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her!.”